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“Who do you think you are trying to steal my coffee?!”
-That random lady in the Starbucks last month
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Hey, I'm Bayit Behrman. I am a student at Florida State University. This website acts as a running log for one of my favorite classes: ENC2135.
Latest News:
Oct. 31
Cat occult who's purpose is to "rip up all paper for the Dark Overlord" has been discovered
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Nov. 14
New coffee bean discovered by Starbucks enthusiast on LSD during an anti-addiction petition signing
Nov. 23
Research shows that cats can, in fact, become addicted to caffeine
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Dec. 25
New cat gender discovered: the "anti-gender" in which they prefer to go by the pronouns "grande/venti/trenta"
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